Just now I was in the kitchen having taken the defrosting pumpkin soup out of the microwave to give it a stir, and a fly flew past.
A blowie really.
Was it wrong to think "What would happen if it flew into the microwave and I shut it and turned it on?"
It didn't, I didn't and the pumpkin soup is back in doing some more defrosting. Probably a good thing because I'm not sure how I'd explain what happened to Jules........